NotThatCrafty

Here in Canada "writing poetry" is also a euphemism for masturbating. Did you really quit your job just so you could spend more time "writing poetry" in the park in front of strangers?

Are your vaginas side by side or one above the other?

So when your having sex is it possible to "pick a side"? Not gonna lie I'd be trying to do both every time.

How can you confirm your dog is the first? Have you asked other dogs?

I can only imagine. Good on you and thanks for your time. All the best.