Noel-Gallagher

You can send it to my management address, which is Number 54 Linhope Street, London, NW1 6 HL.

Ask for Ray.

laughs evilly

Someone asked if I would ever be on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee with Jerry Seinfeld:

In a heartbeat.

I would fucking pay my own AIRFARE to do that.

I'm a HUUUGE fan of Jerry Seinfeld. HUGE.

Absolutely.

gestures with ring

Thank you very much.

I bought this ring in a pawn shop in Tokyo in the 90's. It's a US college ring that I believe people get when they graduate from college in America. It was given to somebody. I'm assuming a G.I. stationed in Tokyo, from Ruston High School in Mississippi (I've looked it up).

It has started many a boring conversation with some of the American armed forces in airport lounges across the world, when they'll say to me "Where'd you go to school buddy?"

"Manchester?"

"I see you got a ring there. Where'd you go to school?"

"I went to Ruston High School in Mississippi, as you can tell by my accent."

I accept your groveling apology.

And I still won't be playin' it.