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NocturnusGonzodus510 karma

Thought that's what she did.

NocturnusGonzodus148 karma

Finally! A purple link I'm NOT afraid of!

NocturnusGonzodus113 karma

Thought that meant Dilbert got some action.

NocturnusGonzodus90 karma

Not too many raves in 1914.

NocturnusGonzodus39 karma

One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say, tusks. You try that some time...As I say, we tried to remove the tusks, but they were embedded in so firmly that we couldn't bust them. Of course, in Alabama, the Tusk-a-loosa. But, uh, that's entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about. We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. But we're going back again in a couple of weeks.