Nitrogenica

"instructions too complicated, performed triple bypass"

hot damn. imagine if TheRedditSurvivalist actually gets in touch with the fellow and returns his tags. that'd be such a modern tale - the internet strikes well again!

this is the most surreal, insane comment I've ever read, made more mental by how cool you are about it all. congratulations on being amazing.

with how small they're getting these days (and how ridiculously easy to use) you totally could if you had the syndrome. I would too.