Ninjacobra5

The man is a goddamn batshit crazy version of Mr. Rodgers.

Seriously. This has been an emotional Rollercoaster. I've gone from looking down on this like this guy's an idiot, to being genuinely confused, to literally snorting with laughter, to going "aww" and feeling like this guy is pretty great, whatever his way is.

For the lazy.

Not Jeff Lowe, but for me it was exquisite. It might even top Kenny Powers' jet ski scene in Eastbound & Down.

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