NinjaLanternShark

Diamonds are one thing I'm glad millennials have ruined.

Edit: BUT THEY HAVEN'T RUINED GOLD!!! Thank you kind Redditor!

some Greenpeace guys in a little rubber raft tried to ram us.

It would have been hilarious if you had bound them all up head to toe in gauze and sent them back to port in their raft.

it’s essentially impossible to fill out a 24-hour political news program

Then why do we have them?

I'm heartened by the fact that my highschooler and her friends are interested in political issues and discourse, but watching cable news would never occur to them.

VPN: "No sir, we're not logging your data at all!"

Black curtain behind him slips down... Rack Focus shot of infinitely long aisles of servers in datacenter, collecting data as we speak....

Mmmm... Lasagne is my funk. See you in February!