NikkoTheGreeko

4chan? Oh ok, I'll trust that!

Place glass jar on floor.  Sit on glass jar.  Shit won't break, trust me faggot.

Maybe that's how you got "food poisoning?"

Who hasn't?

One time the burrito roller guy ripped my tortilla. He looked at me and asked "Is that ok?" so I responded "Uh...really? It's ripped open..." so his supervisor came over and poured out the contents into another tortilla and BAM! It was all mixed up and all the flavors melted together and it was so much better that way.

wut...