Have you ever stood in front of a mirror, tucked your junk between your legs and asked yourself if you'd fuck yourself, then answer that yes, you would fuck yourself?

I cry or at least tear up every time I listen to "The Breaking of The Fellowship." My favorite piece of the score, by far.

Gandalf: "...So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you."

Matt, I remember hearing somewhere (twitter?) that one of the sketches of season 5 really offended you. Was it the veggie tales one?

Which one was it?

After looking at close ups of a guy's junk imprinted in his tight pants, a man needs to wash his eyes out with a good pair of tits.