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Mr. Offerman -- I am a very clumsy man who wants to get into some sort of craft, like woodworking. What can I use that will reduce the likelihood of me chopping off a finger?

Ron, what do I do if my representative flat out ignores constituent calls? He's been known to do so (Pat Toomey), and there's about nothing I can do about it.

How are you doing today, Alex?

I have a large house with thick carpeting in the bottom floor. However, my father has Parkinson's so I don't think he can carry a very bulky vacuum (he insists on cleaning). What would you recommend? Everyone wants a Dyson but I know they aren't always the best choice thanks to your previous AMAs.

IANAL. But...if it's never explicitly stated that it's a team effort (as opposed to looking at pronoun usage) then probably not. You wouldn't sue the queen of England for using the royal "we."

Alternatively, "we" could refer to the company and not OP, who just happens to be the only employee.