Nerfman2227

How does it feel to have tricked nearly the entire Internet into thinking that Half-Life 3 was about to launch?

What was your favorite joke you wrote for this season?

Also, what does Lorne Michaels smell like (this is for a bet with a friend)?

MR. DRIL: How does it feel to know you've inspired a whole new language of jokes on the internet, as well as thousands of copycats?

Also, is it weird that you have an entire long sourced Wikipedia page about your exploits?

I think you should have kept it up a little longer and made people feel even more bamboozled when it was revealed to not be associated with HL3 or Valve.

Fuck the bullies, you're a great guy. Hang in there.