Nerfi

Holy shit that's an in depth answer for a celebrity AMA. I'm going to go buy one of his albums right now, even though I don't have anything that can play CDs.

"Snowden's Massive Snowballs"

Yes, and just in case you take your promise lightly you should always remember that your Internet Promise address is tied to your account with your Internet Stranger Prover. Your ISP is what translates other people's Internet Promises through its Decoding Nonsense Service, so if you piss off your ISP you will lose your ability to access the internet.

I asked a golden glove boxer to punch me in the stomach once. I know how to absorb a hit and have taken a few before, but I puked. I almost passed out from asphyxiation. It was not pleasant. Then we got drunker.

I love the way you phrased that.