Neddy93

Wow, that's rough. But if you didn't vandalize anything like you said, what charges did they arrest you on?

Edit: inbox blown up. I get it guys. There was no way the school district could have known his juvenile tricks were harmless, so they had to cover their bases.

Do you have any regrets?

The gay part probably would have helped when the officers found the nude pics on your phone. "But officers, I'm gay!"

Do you ever miss your second vagina? I've heard of phantom limbs. What about phantom vaginas?

I know the feeling