Nanosauromo

Imagine if a private company built all the roads in the United States and that company had a deal with a car manufacturer, say, Ford. The speed limit is 60mph... but only for Ford cars. If you tried to drive your Toyota or your Volkswagen on one of these roads, it would only go up to 20mph unless you paid the road-building company some ridiculous fee.

That would suck, wouldn't it?

and, in the case of nonredditors, sex.

That was below the belt, John.

I wore many hats.

So you worked at Valve?

Swap Burger King for Walmart and it's a perfect metaphor. Then it's two direct competitors.

Is the "we saw your boobs" song part of that monologue?