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NandoStevens1039 karma

Now this is a tv show all about how / I work for the super secret good guys now / And I'd like to take a minute, all will be revealed / I'd like to tell you how I became an Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. /

Grew up as an orphan, born and raised. / Hacking databases was how I spent most of my days. / Rising Tide missions, taking stuff from the man, / And distributing it out from my unsuspecting van. /

When this superstong guy who was up to some good, / Got S.H.I.E.L.D. agents all up in my neighborhood. / They interrogated me and I got real scared and said / "I'm moving in with Coulson to a Bus in the air." /

I joined up with S.H.I.E.L.D. and I met Ward and May / They were kinda jerks to me but I was spying, so hey. / Fitz and Simmons were nicer but their accents were rough. / So I thought nah, forget it, I'm still gonna hack stuff. /

I pulled up to the HUB around seven or eight-er / I almost learned my parent's secrets but Hey, maybe later. / Until Coulson's real Tahiti trip's no longer concealed / I'll just hang on the Bus as an Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. /

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NandoStevens122 karma

If AoS had a proper theme song, what other theme song would you want it to be most like?

NandoStevens42 karma

Thank you Chloe. You should have Clark Gregg rap it. Additional cast members would also be awesome.

*edit. Chloe, you should rap and Clark can beatbox in the background. It is YOUR origin song. He can be the Jazzy Jeff to your Fresh Prince.

NandoStevens24 karma

Wanna go see Iron Man 3 on Thursday night?

NandoStevens20 karma

You've voiced a lot of powerful characters (Magneto, Yoda, Ultron). Out of all of the characters you have voiced, who do you think would win in a fight?