Nanananatankgirl

You really reflected on de Niro's scent. Now my face is stuck in a de Niro squint.

Ben Weasel, he's an asshole.

Oh man, that last part. I worked in retail for a long while and would often mess up my words (good morning when they're leaving, have a great day when they're coming in, stuff like that). I can't imagine how it'd feel to accidentally make it sound like a great day to the grieving family. The cringe! But it's also great that you were able to find a middle ground to greet them with.

Thank you for your response!

Did you ever get really creeped out by the body/bodies in the room? I know that's a really broad thing to ask, but I always figured I would get that "someone is looking at me" feeling if I was alone with a dead body.

Sorry if that's creepy.

Also, how do you deal with the constant need to be somewhat solemn around the funeral-goers? Is it ever hard to not just slightly smile and say hello?