Nahwi

Call a Maasai man a woman.

May God help you. It's a complete insult to a man's honour. "It's a prank bro" won't cut it.

Source: Kenyan

p.s. No, really, tourists. Don't ever ever do this.

LOL. This is Kiswahili. I speak the Kiswahili. So I know is Kiswahili. Is not snek.

p.s. But seriously, it's Kiswahili or, as the kids (in Kenya) call it, Swa. Also, the Maasai language is called Maa.

You're calling her unmanageable and ungovernable. She'll give you a serious side-eye. And you have the possibility of her SO inferring an insult to himself.

NOPE

I'm from r/fitness. Can I see a picture of your calves?

p.s. No one post pictures of baby cows. If you do, they better be very cute.