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NYstate394 karma

Can you imagine this horror scenario:

Teenager 1: "Hey man check this out! This dude really railing this chick, choking her and nailing her on the kitchen floor!

Teenager 2: "Lemme see...what the f..! Dude that's my house...dude that's my mom!"

Teenager 1: "My mom is embarrassed to buy condoms at the grocery store!"

NYstate187 karma

My guess Syndrome or...Frozone

NYstate70 karma

Looks like he decided to take a trade in

Edit: he

NYstate62 karma

So can we finally cross "People ran away from home at the age of 15 and became a swordsmith and sword instructor what was it like?" off the r/askreddit list?

NYstate47 karma

Will the threequel be called: "Live Free or Pound Harder In The Butt By My Own Butt (Again)©"?