NYstate

"The Things That I Want' by Max Payne. A smoke. A whiskey. For the sun to shine. I want to sleep, to forget. To change the past. My wife and baby girl back. Unlimited ammo and a license to kill. Right then, more than anything, I wanted her."

Call it: "To Catch a Perpetrator"

Can you imagine this horror scenario:

Teenager 1: "Hey man check this out! This dude really railing this chick, choking her and nailing her on the kitchen floor!

Teenager 2: "Lemme see...what the f..! Dude that's my house...dude that's my mom!"

Teenager 1: "My mom is embarrassed to buy condoms at the grocery store!"

Thanks but no. I'm only accused of talking to an "underage girl" from Colorado, if I take this seat it would be stealing and I could get 10 years and it'll be my 3rd strike.

Kid: Yeah dad went around finger gunning people for like a week. Yes dad we saw you in South Park, big deal. Tom Cruise has been on it like 9 times or something!