NAmember81

I got pulled over in a car with weed in the ashtray. I was in the back seat with nothing on me but everyone else was let go and they took me down to the county jail. They were trying to intimidate me to sign a paper but they wouldn't let me read it. (It was an admition of guilt for the ashtray roach.) So I refused to sign it and the cops were furious. So they told me to put my nose to the wall and I did but then I heard lockers opening and stuff going on and I turn around and they are planting weed in my jacket to be "found". They see me watching them and they flipped the fuck out and yelled its police insubordination while pushing my face in the wall because I didn't follow "orders." I tried to tell a few attorneys and other people with "authority" but nobody gave a fuck and were just like "well, you shouldn't be in a car with that stuff around." But a year later the cop that planted that on me got arrested for cooking meth while on duty. And guess what, in the end I got in more trouble for the weed than he got for cooking meth while on duty while also ordering shitloads of cold medicine from a corrupt grocery store owner in on the cooking. He just had to go to a country club rehab for 2 weeks while the same courts "made an example out of me".

What's your most interesting story of an offended religious person?

Your last special I saw on Netflix had several people storming out when you mildly critisized religion, is this a common occurance?

That's too much tuna.

That's too much tuna.