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On a scale of 1 to 10, how concerned are you about a military coup to remove you from power?

I guess I'm not a confrontational guy.

I would say you're fantastically confrontational, but do it in a very cool way. it's part of what makes your movies great.

why were you perscribed opiates that strong at such a young age?

You may be saying thisin jest but I've read a lot of resumes and lord knows 98% of people need all the help they can get on making one. Otherwise perfectly qualified people I would constantly be thnking "how is possible to mess up the formatting this bad, did they email this from the year 1995 using a word processor on an imac? And why the hell did they type 6 pages?!?! How would I possibly have time to read all this if i even tried and still have time for the other 500 left to go over. And who the hell told all thee people to write the word "Objective" at the top of their resumes like we're trying to hire the most qualified robot.

You'd think it would be a skill schools at some level would touch on so people who have no idea what an employer is even looking for in a resume might get pointed in the right direction during their first job hunt.

Honestly the process would mostly go delete..delete..delete...delete....ohhhh this person saved it in .pdf format and kept it two pages......looks like they failed out of the university of pheonix, spelled their name wrong and applied for the wrong job by accident....and somehow emailed me a resume written in pencil.... but so far this one's my favorite and my personal top choice

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Thank god. there has been a chris hansen sized hole in my life for way too long now.