MsSafety

A total of 0. Also, sex on an airplane is as hygienic and classy as sex on a gas station toilet.

How sweet. Well its easy stuff really, basically: dont be a dick - we are well trained and care for your safety, not personal servents. Dont tell your flight attendant to stow your handluggage, company policy forbidds us to do so, and its also super rude. Try to pay attention to the safety video and prepare YOURSELF for take-off, dont let us ask you for each thing.

your right, I'd better trust myth busters on my life than the EASA.

It depends on the airplane kind, some older ones are very sensitive. Otherwise, one probably does nothing, also two...but if everyone messages it might disturb the electronics. But really, I forgot to turn of my phone a lot of times, and whats really shit about that is that it kills the battery, because it constantly searches for a telephone network.

Since it doesnt refer back to ages of slavery, no. But its not a nice way to call us. Such as maid to your household help.