MsPenguinette

At a Bachelorette party, typically the bride-to-be's cell phone is taken away from them. This is probably one of the few times that it was safe to assume.

Sex shops in Utah: "We sell R rated movies!"

Devine juxtaposition. I can't wait for that day.

My current goal is sometime down the road, get to call the company I just left, and make their life hell because I know how everything works behind the scenes. I have a fantasy about calling in as a customer, and guiding a new person on how to find my internal git stash, install my tools, and run them.

I know it's a lame fantasy, but work does that, it makes us adults who relate to Dilbert.

I'm from the US. Every bachelorette party i've been to or known about has had that rule.

The bomb thing doesn't work. I survived Island View in Utah.

They used handcuffs when they did their kidnapping and flying. Once kid yelled bomb and what making all sorts of threats. They got pulled in the back but sent on their way because he was already being detained by the kidnappers and thus no threat was viable. So it'll just prolong your trip and then you get in trouble with the place your going to.