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MrXhin183 karma

Can you add Russian? There's this girl at work whose pants I want to get into.

MrXhin130 karma

I'm sure he was crushed.

MrXhin116 karma

Are both parties equally corrupted by lobbyist influence?

MrXhin100 karma

"Time spent eating doesn't count against time spent living, so the slower you eat the longer you live."

If I ever own a restaurant, I will print that on the menus.

MrXhin44 karma

Eventually, the invisible hand of Darwin will produce birds that avoid getting killed by wind turbines.