MrXhin

Can you add Russian? There's this girl at work whose pants I want to get into.

I'm sure he was crushed.

Are both parties equally corrupted by lobbyist influence?

"Time spent eating doesn't count against time spent living, so the slower you eat the longer you live."

If I ever own a restaurant, I will print that on the menus.

Eventually, the invisible hand of Darwin will produce birds that avoid getting killed by wind turbines.