MrKevinPollak

You're right. He works really hard.

But I still think my favorite memory is when his parents called in to fight his battles for him.

Also, he's a punk.

I did smoke stogies with Arnold.

But I loved to walk by - he had a trailer on-set that was just filled with workout equipment, and I would walk by with a big plate of cake, and laugh in his face.

Woody Allen, Albert Brooks, George Carlin, Jonathan Winters, and the now-legendary serial rapist Bill Cosby.

I'm directing a film in Los Angeles towards the end of June. If you're everything you claim to be, we could use a fine young man such as you. Tweet at me, you sonofabitch.

So the only ocular albino I've met was also a fan of WAYNE'S WORLD 2.

And I was more shocked to see him than he was me.

And... first time I met Walter Matthau on GRUMPY OLD MEN, I made the mistake of trying to make small talk, by saying "Hey Walter...the script was pretty good, huh?"

To which he replied:

"THE SCRIPT SUCKS, Kid. I owe my bookie two million."