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MrGilbertGottfried4961 karma

I'll definitely do another roast. Any chance I have to hurt another human being I jump at.

MrGilbertGottfried4947 karma

They contacted me to say, "Stop hanging around here unless you're going to buy something."

MrGilbertGottfried4542 karma

Well I did an episode of Family Guy, when I voiced a horse so I'm actually starting to branch out now.

MrGilbertGottfried4456 karma

They fired me, got loads of free publicity. Then hired a sound alike for less money thus bringing closure to a horrible tragedy.

MrGilbertGottfried4176 karma

That's a tough one to answer since I hate them all.