MrBrianWeldon

Why do ads outside Aussie lie about Fosters being the most popular beer?

Damn right I was a barman for 8 years. Working in a boozer ain't fun.

What goes into pork mince?

I thought it was piss water myself. Do you sell Carlton?

I like the draught.

Oh here's one I recall hearing before. Is it true supermarkets in Australia can't sell booze.