Morkph

How many scar bragging contests have you won during your life so far?

I know, asking the relevant questions

After I couldn't open the drawers anymore and was laughing at myself in front of my wife for it, she said to immediately call the doctor as this was nothing to laugh about.

Gbs? Wow! Where do You wanna put that big needle You say? Spinal fluid? It's not going to make me better? For science?

Anyways, I was very lucky. Both my lower arms were useless for a couple of weeks and things sorted themselves out.

Hope you will recover well and all the best on that road to recovery.

OP delivered already in his introduction: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-36670689

A schizophrenic idiot that had been planning the attack for two months.

How will reaching the front page change your life? Aka, where do you see yourself in the long run?