MoonWTrash

You’ve been quoted as saying, "I have some Brian type issues from time to time – looking for the right person – but I date as much as the next guy.” Please let us ladies know what the fuck you’re looking for. Thanks!

Do have any advice for aspiring female comedy writers? Any secrets of how to get my dick in the door?

Hi, Phil! I hear from Adam Carolla's podcast that you throw some interesting movie parties with someone who was in the movie. Out of all of those parties, what movie/movie actor match-up did you think was the most unique?

A few years ago, I wrote you a letter regarding Erb's palsy, a birth defect we both share. You responded and gave me great happiness. That being said, which character on the West Wing would you have liked to play if you weren't already the president?

Hi, Max and Helen!