MonkeyOnSpeed

Just taking the donuts makes perfect sense; you get to both enjoy the stolen goods and destroy the evidence at the same time.

They could if they wanted to, or even accidentally; better safe than sorry though, right?

If you want to put a space between lines on reddit, you need to press Enter twice. Here are your answers formatted in such a way (with the questions, just cause):

What problem do you have to deal with that would surprise lots of people?

Systems. A lot of people think that we just throw workouts together, but a gym is really all about executing systems.

Most disturbing/weird customer that you've ever had to deal with?

The weirdest ones are the gay guys who hit on me. I'm married, and really have nothing wrong with gay people, but I get hit on a "lot" One older guy would not give up.

Any stats on the bump from the new years resolution crowd?

....I don't think this one was answered....

Why is joining a gym better than just working out at home, like doing pushups/sit-ups/running, etc?

I think the reason you join a gym is for the programing, accountability and the community. If you have a killer workout program and can motivate yourself at home, go for it.

What distinguishes your gym from that of your competition?

You know that feeling when you're walking down the street and you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror, and you say "Damn, I look good today!" We make those moments happen :) But really, we work as a team, we have a program design team instead of individual trainers writing programs about whatever they want. Simple exercises executed perfectly.