MisterDonkey

I was once arrested for pot, but maintained my innocence and eventually plead guilty to littering just to get it over with.

Littering, like throwing something on the ground.

How the fuck are those things related, who knows? But the crooked-ass system of injustice just wanted some $$$.

...like driving a sewing machine.

You've just described driving a 1980's Volvo. My proudest moment was grazing 90 mph.

I don't think I believe in deep down. I kinda think that all you are is just the things that you do.

Diane to Bojack

Nah. That's peopleshit.

The irony is that it smells like dirty feet, in case anyone is wondering why calling it air freshener is silly.