MissBerlin

They wouldn't get in. Strict dress code.

Yes, Sir.

Treated by the patrons or the staff? haha. The male patrons are usually a little incredulous when they see me standing at the door. I get some lip, but I also get a lot of ''wow, respect''. My co-workers have never been anything but respectful and awesome. Trust between each other is key in this job, as we have to know that we've got the other's back, and that we'll make the right calls.

Responsibilities that come from exclusively being female? I can check the girls' toilets if a girl is passed out/alcohol poisioned/screwing someone in there, as well as being the only member of staff that can escort out women while touching anything other than their forearms. That's a huge advantage, as chick fights can get really really nasty, but my male co-workers are kind of limited in the way they can break it up.

Crazy stories? Once Got shoved to the ground, climbed on top of and punched directly in the jaw by a (reasonably famous) rugby player. My co-workers pulled him off me. I took him back, kicked him in the back of the knees and choked him out (this wasn't the beginning of the incident, so it was appropriate at this time to do that), and then laughed when I saw the policeman's surprise when he found out who'd done it.

Haha this one is a little simpler than you'd think. If I've understood the question correctly.

A guy kept on at me all night with ''what would you do if I...' relating various miscreant behaviour. He said this sort of crap all night. He then asked me: but what if like, I tried to rape you or something''. I grabbed his head, smashed into my knee and gave him a bleeding nose.

Then I said: ''Something worse than that. Talk about rape as a hypothetical or a joke around me again and your balls with look like your nose''

Strangest interaction. That one is tough. A lot of people get weird when they're drunk. One guy I dragged out after he grabbed a girl's ass and then got into a fight with her boyfriend stuck around for hours. First just verbally abusing me, then leaving, coming back, doing it some more, and then begging me for a date. Continuously until we closed. I was a bit creeped out when he started crying..