MisogynysticFeminist

Warehouse staff here. It was like that when it got to me. Honest.

Unloading isn't too hard on the packages. Grab it, put it on the belt. Maybe pull down a wall. Loading's brutal for packages, mostly because jams are constant, and once enough end up on the floor, they're getting stepped on.

You don't have to lie. We all know you dream of being a water dog.

I'll have you know my lungs are perfectly healthy, thank you.

How about 5 seconds? That way you'll have more time to do your job.