MisanthropeX

My mother runs an erotica company. My best friend is a dominatrix. I collect Japanese toys.

Is there a market for blind packed collectable themed dildos and sex toys? If so, is a couple of 3D printers enough to get off the ground?

Will people be willing to buy like ten clown dicks before getting the chrome plated shiny dragon dick they've been looking for?

Name the job that lets you take months off any time you have rejection issues?

POTUS

You would order the dildo or buy it in a sex shop "blind packed"- meaning the box it comes in (pun intended) has no windows or indication of what's actually inside. There will be a line of dildos, maybe changing in a regular basis, maybe with a unified theme (for instance: the fall collection could be Halloween themed so there could be zombie dicks, werewolf dicks and creature from the black lagoon dicks). The entire collection would be advertised on the box and in other marketing materials. Certain molds and colors will be more or less rare than others; say a green zombie dick is rarer than a brown zombie dick. And maybe there's a vampire dick out there with a little cape that is really rare and it'd be the piece of your collection. And there's even a chance for it to be shiny or see through. These are called "chase figures" in the toy collection community, maybe one of the. Is packed into every five or ten cases sent to retailers.

If I could, I'd set up some kind of trading operation and set up booths at sex shows and kink conventions. My mom bootstrapped me into running a BDSM game of humans vs zombies at a convention once and I think that demo would respond well.

"Hey son, my kinky convention is down a panel or two and we need to fill some time. You ran HVZ at your college campus right?"

"Yeah?"

"Here's two hundred bucks and a free hotel room at a convention full of sex maniacs. Make it happen"

Has anyone hosted a dungeons and dragons game at the south pole yet?