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MikeVoldemort83 karma

April O'Neil. Best fuck ever, or greatest fuck ever?

MikeVoldemort79 karma

And how can you resist typing "llama llease"

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MikeVoldemort31 karma

I think it was a serious comment. You can be clinically dead and be "brought back to life" with CPR and chest compressions. It happened to me when I was a kid and I drowned, I was "dead" for a few minutes before being CPR'ed.

MikeVoldemort26 karma

You're not lucky, you were very unlucky but not extremely unlucky. I don't get why people think surviving near-death experiences is lucky. Luck would be this not happening to you in the first place.