MikeT75

Houston, TX, circa 2004-

WAITER: "What kind of drink can I start you off with?"

ME: "I'll have a Coke."

WAITER: "What kind would you like?"

ME: "What kind? Oooh, fancy! You must have multiple types of Coca Cola... Do you have Cherry? Vanilla? Cherry Vanilla?"

WAITER: "No, we only have plain Coca Cola and Diet Coca Cola, but the other Cokes we have are Sprite and Dr. Pepper."

ME: "Fuck you."

Hey Phil! Thanks for doing this AMA. Do you have a particular fond and personal memory of the late, great Peter Boyle that you’d be kind enough to share with us? Thanks for all your work making us laugh through the years!

Chris, I can do a kick-ass Mickey Mouse impression. How do I put you out of a job?