MigraineLeFay

Most totally-emergency call but caller is too polite to call 999?

It must have been very hard to be a teenager at that time. What did you do for fun under occupation? Did you have friends, or a boyfriend, that you could talk to about what was happening? Are you still in touch with any of them?

The last time I was put under general anesthesia, I woke up puking all over the place and the anesthesiologist was really annoyed and said, "This is why we told you not to eat or drink after 8pm." But I didn't eat or drink after 8pm. So why did I wake up vomiting?

Do you get a lot of requests for wearable stuff in larger sizes? A pretty good percentage of the kinky people I know are on the heavy side, so I'd imagine the demand would be enough to make it worth your while. (I've been absolutely coveting the Perforated Bolero Straitjacket, but probably wouldn't fit into XXL. On the up side, my husband has promised to buy it for me if I can lose enough weight to wear it!)

Tell her that my mother-in-law had her breast cancer removed with no recurrence, had implants done at the same time, and is now so thrilled with her "Cadillac" breasts that she goes to nudist resorts all the time to show them off. And she's 70 now! What doctors can do today is even better!