Mightyskunk

I don't. Funny story, though.

You know how an inmate will start the sentence to a guard. "If I see you out on the street..."

We know how it usually ends.

The only times I've ever been told that, it ended with ..."I'm buying you a drink", or "I wanna smoke a blunt with you".

No, but I've been threatened with a weapon. It was night time, about ten. Everyone was locked up. An inmate in Charlie 1 was acting up, yelling. A report on the desk warned that he was violent.

I spoke with him through his door, and he told me to open the door so he could kill me. I called my captain, explained everything, and got the go ahead to open the door. By that time, it was common for me to do this, and no teams were assembled for me.

I opened the door, and told him to come take a walk with me. I turned my back, and started walking. He came up beside me, and asked why I didn't fight him. I said I promote peace. I just want to see him smile and be less afraid.

We sat at the tables in the common area talking until count. I walked him back to his cell, let him shut his own door, and said goodnight. By the time count was over, he was asleep.

I destroyed the toothbrush shank. He wasn't gonna be doing it again, and didn't need seg to teach him that.

He, in fact, did not do it again. Very well behaved.

So...that's a yes on the cat?

Visitors and paid off guards. An inmate is willing to pay you 200 bucks for a pack of cigs, what do you say? An inmate will pay you a thousand for some weed, what do you say?

I, myself, said no. It didn't cause negative feelings on either side.

You're right. I got stabbed due to my refusal. I am now dead.