Midorika

"um sir, did you just say.. you've had an erection for more than 4 hours?"

"yeah, at the thought of finally cancelling my service with you guys."

First of all: Wow, you're really cute. Had to get that out the way!

What are your least favourite places to drive? I imagine having to go through inner city traffic on crowded streets would be annoying, or are the long stretches of empty roads in the middle of nowhere worse?

As someone who doesn't follow soccer, could someone explain where the controversy comes from? Is it because world cups have traditionally always been on natural grass, or is there a marked difference in playing on turf for the players? I think it was dumb that they went through with it despite the players/fans objecting, but just wondering if there was more to it.

What about doctor heptapus?