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MethMouthMagoo3873 karma

Just taking them off mute for one second will answer your question.

No.

MethMouthMagoo1661 karma

110 pairs of shoes?!

Shit, my grandpa always says:

"The only thing a man needs 110 pairs of, is butterfly knives."

My grandpa's mental health started to go south around this time.

MethMouthMagoo665 karma

I imagine most of the people asking you "what scenes?" are sitting at work right now, ready to possibly lose their jobs over a spank sesh.

MethMouthMagoo331 karma

He was a pasta farmer.

MethMouthMagoo282 karma

The trick is to run up to her real quickly with your arms flailing wildly.