Metal_Badger

Makes sense, I tend to go out of my way and or comfort zone for a sandwich made with rye bread.

Have you tried spanking your kidney or charging it for internet access for chores down around your body?

Also, you might want to make sure your kidney isn't hanging around that good for nothing appendix, he's a really bad influence for the little thing.

We got grape soda and Fritos!

Eating macaroni with a spoon is for barbarians.

You gotta back up you words with actions. Spank your kidneys.

Side note, if your doctors ask who told you to start hitting yourself in the kidneys... it wasn't Reddit.

Hope to see a post recovery AMA!