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Rog: by calling Jurgen and letting him know I am now available for consideration for 2018. I am a box to box type, good from set pieces, ready to run for 120 minutes. My only weakness is penalty shoot outs which fill me with fear -- like Fire for The Hound

Davo: Inevitable

Rog: We are actually heading back to New York tomorrow. The longer this tournament has gone on, the more the both of us have realized that, while Brazil may be be football's true spiritual home, we wanted to experience the World Cup final in the country we love, that is now in love with the sport we love. That is a lot of love. And so we are headed back to the Crap Part of Soho to broadcast the final live from there, pre-game and post-game. For us, the nationwide love affair with football means America won the World Cup. The country, though sadly not the team... YET

Davo: Weird. How do you know all this?

Davo: Miguel Herrera.