MaxGene

I always feel like I'm missing part of the joke when I see "200-proof coffee". Alcohol? But that isn't coffee. Caffeine? But that's not a pick-me-up, that's a kill-me-immediately. Am I just being dense?

Ahh, now I get it. I did once eat a handful of grinds as a kid, it was horrible. I think I'll keep using water.