MattyClutch

Or swiss army knives.

Not to dissuade anyone from donating what they want (I imagine most would be very appreciative and it would come in handy), but the multi tool models are usually in the $50+ range. Some without a safe place to store things might not want to keep up with such a thing.

Just a simple punch can opener might be a better option at a few bucks. You could always use the extra money to donate more.

You really shouldn't view yourself as mutilated. I don't really have any opinion on the subject (which by default makes me 'let the kid decide'), but being angry and viewing yourself as malformed for something you don't even remember can't be healthy.

My penis rubs against my underwear and it hurts and I don't feel sex as much as non-mutilated people.

The only people in the world who know that are the ones who were circumcised as adults after having sex.

Anyway ty some therapy and stop wearing boxers made out of brillo pads. ಠ_ಠ

When customs would ask for bribes, my dad would ask if Victor Hugo was in town.

No one else seems to question this, so I guess I am out of the loop and there is a well known official by that name. That said, my brain stopped here. I was like... you are threatening them with a dead French writer? Though I guess a zombie Jean Valjean might be terrifying!