Mathewdm423

"Always jerk off before important decisions."

Somewhat of a joke, however a very important one when it comes to sex.

First date...jerk off

About to pick up a prostitute...jerk off

Stressed about X Y Z....jerk off

Gonna break up with your SO.....jerk off! Or else you are susceptible to being talked back.

Pretty much, any situation where thinking with the wrong head will lead to something you wouldn't normally do, is solved by rubbing one out.

I guarantee this would skew porn search data

"Oooh double fist, golden shower step-mom in publi.... Hold on

...

30 seconds later

"Cute blonde wearing rainbow knee socks"

Perfect haha

"I wanted fries but the results came back creamy"

Hold on...

....

....

Neither.

Cream soda please.

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Post cum clarity.

Username checks out.

I agree, ive just recommended not doing it, if shes concerned about peoole she knows seeing her.

She would never be able to promote herself to the same degree.

Thanks for the answer!