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Matchboxx397 karma

Hey Scott, thanks for what you all do. My wife and I went on our honeymoon to Rome on Emirates for $300 round trip sent out to Premium members. We got married in DC and the flight was JFK-Milan, but even with about $250 in train tickets on either side, this was a fantastic steal.

My question: What’s the best way to try and score cheap first class upgrades? Often the found deals only apply to economy, and business/first tickets are still at the usual $10k rate. Any tips for either at-airport upgrades or finding cheaper fares to guarantee a higher fare class in advance?

Matchboxx194 karma

I usually fly with a firearm and actually have the rules from tsa.gov on this laminated to show the officers, because virtually none of them actually know what's up. They just make up rules on the fly until they're actually shown what the real policy is.

Matchboxx188 karma

I always assume people are smart enough to know when I'm writing a douche character

Wait, so you mean you don't actually draw dicks on walls? My whole life is a lie.

Matchboxx90 karma

Credit unions.

Matchboxx76 karma

There's a Ben Folds sub?! Holy shit. Subscribing.