Masher88

Psst...I personally know of at least 10 people (including me) that currently have some weed and a grinder in our homes. All of them have fulltime jobs, 2 own businesses, some have kids and are good parents, they all pay taxes and have never been to jail. It's weird, cuz, it's almost like they are upstanding citizens, except..... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddd!!!!!

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America is full of fucking idiots...if you are still getting upset over weed, you are one of the idiots

You forgot:

"IS IT THE SHOES?!?"

Well, that escalated quickly.

First of all, Your voice sounds great. Nice timbre and clarity.

I know that you aren't really looking for criticism here but I'll give it anyways ;)

1. Maybe you shouldn't use the web address "Ugly Dork". It's not very professional sounding and it's demeans yourself to people who haven't met you yet. If I was a company/store looking for a guy to do my commercial voiceover, I'd walk right by UglyDork.com. It sounds like a joke website.

2. You should probably try to work nice with the union (or join it) instead of saying you'll do stuff that they won't do....implying that they don't want to do the hard work, while you will. It's just not very professional and may hurt you when looking for work.

3. You shouldn't call yourself ugly right on your website. Let the client make that distinction...and not care cuz they need your voice. I know it's just jokes, but if you don't come off as serious, why should people take you seriously?

Just sayin'