MarioSeabraCoelho

Have you ever let out a fart so nasty people from adjacent tables had to leave?

I fucking remember, Bóris.

Not much to it, aside from the horrendous stench of death. We were in a bar with friends - just chilling - and at a certain point Bóris got this maniacal grin on his face. Then it hit us. Smelled kinda like roadkill mixed with tear-gas.

The dudes on the table next to ours got up and left, looking a bit disoriented. Might have been a coincidence, but I wouldn't be so sure, judging from their faces. A guy from another table actually got up and walked around the bar a bit, looking offended and almost shell-shocked.

Well, this was supposed to be my serious writer account. I regret posting this already.