Manos_Of_Fate

I one rang up a lady who bought a very large cucumber, KY jelly, and a 40 of malt liquor. Nothing else. That lady gave no fucks, except the one she presumably gave herself that night.

Have you ever heard of a Kansas City shuffle?

It's sort of terrifying to me how many people's primary motivation for not doing terrible shit to others is the threat of consequences.

Actually, it was meant to be a reference to the movie Lucky Number Slevin, where the main character spends most of the movie trying to convince people that he is not Nick Fisher. It’s a pretty amazing movie. I didn’t even know there was a drink (though it’s really not that surprising).

Unless you discover halfway through that you think it’s only kind of okay.