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Manos_Of_Fate1242 karma

I one rang up a lady who bought a very large cucumber, KY jelly, and a 40 of malt liquor. Nothing else. That lady gave no fucks, except the one she presumably gave herself that night.

Manos_Of_Fate25 karma

Have you ever heard of a Kansas City shuffle?

Manos_Of_Fate23 karma

It's sort of terrifying to me how many people's primary motivation for not doing terrible shit to others is the threat of consequences.

Manos_Of_Fate13 karma

Actually, it was meant to be a reference to the movie Lucky Number Slevin, where the main character spends most of the movie trying to convince people that he is not Nick Fisher. It’s a pretty amazing movie. I didn’t even know there was a drink (though it’s really not that surprising).

Manos_Of_Fate10 karma

Unless you discover halfway through that you think it’s only kind of okay.