In Canada, you can get violent offender status, which means locked up forever.

Any chance you'd accept a mod invite to /r/amibeingdetained?

You gave us the best content the sub has had since P. Barnes.

Mod invite was already sent out. Accept if you want. Nothings expected of you. You deserve that at the very minimum.

#GO JETS GO

I'm not a lawyer, nor do I play one on TV

Sounds like you need to call Crane, Poole, and Schmidt. I hear stuff like this is right up that Alan Shore fellas alley