Mandorism

You can also 3dscan the room before hand and then dub it into the background in post.

That's some fucking Rock Lee shit right there.

Yeah ditto with mine, she has declared herself "asexual", and has said that "if I need sex so bad why don't I go get a girlfriend". Anything remotely sexual she views as some sort of always inappropriate, immature ridiculousness that she wants no part of.

Ditto, I have 2 kids, and there is no way I am putting them through a Divorce, no matter how horrible she may be towards me, which honestly isn't all that bad in general the vast majority of the time, but the complete lack of anything even remotely related to physical intimacy is literally killing me.

Ya don't fucking say? Not from lack of effort on my part unfortunately.