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in terms of "oh my god, why would you do that?!"

Well, I saw someone asleep on the floor in a stall of the bathrooms at a ball last week. Mind you, the floors in those bathrooms are about as clean as Bourbon St. Definitely made me say, "why the fuck would you do that". On the other hand, it can easily be explained by a quote from Farva; "Open bar dude!".

Just go for the All-Star. Bonus tip, use half the waffle and make a waffle taco with all the ingredients that come in the meal. Drizzle a little syrup on top and it's phenomenal.

I thoroughly enjoyed you on Kevin Pollak's podcast and the stories you told there, as well as on Californication. I seem to remember you talking about wanting to film another podcast style show where you would recount other crazy stories from your past, has that happened yet and where can I find it?

EDIT: I read an answer in this thread about other crazy situations and the alarm company dispatching firemen and police to your house. How the hell does all this stuff happen to you? Has your life always had odd mayhem in it?

I broke both bones in my arm, required a couple surgeries to fix. All's well and I have some wicked scar tissue in my forearm.

You're missing out on a key component of adult trampolining then...